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Murder, legally known as "bad guy killing" is when a bad guy kills someone. Usually without being paid taxes to do so. It's very different from "good guy killing", which is legally sanctioned and therefore moral. Murder includes:

- Defending yourself from a good guy.

- Abortion.

- A group of crows.

- Killing someone richer than you.

- Whatever the state tells you is or isn't murder.

Sitting inside a fighter jet or similar implement will turn you automatically into a good guy and any killing you do is therefore good guy killing. Provided you didn't steal it. Being a good guy can also be done by:

- Wearing a uniform.

- Having lots of money.

- Only killing marginalised groups of society.

- Using a state-issued weapon.

- Saying that Jesus made you do it. Saying that capitalism made you do it.

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